some things about upturnedcairn :

• he's 26 years old !
• he's really really scared of his own tumblr account ! i modded the shit out of my tumblr theme + dashboard so i'd never see my note count on accident and when i had to go in the dashboard to edit my header i'd put a t shirt on the right side of my screen. like the activity graph was an SCP, yes !
• he really likes gordon freeman, of half life fame !
• he had no idea how to code prior to making this website. and somehow, he thinks it really, really shows !
• he's got a whole bunch of original characters and worldbuilding but he's really shy about sharing it online. maybe one day !
• he's a sniper and spy main !
• he's been suffering a hand/arm injury for the greater part of 2026 and it's really rough ! but he'll figure it out and heal and then he'll update this about page victorious !
• i hope everyone has a good time on my blog, because i liked making it and it makes me happy.